Dear...
Your Unsent Letters...Sent
Friday, July 27, 2007
Neighbor,
Look, I don't have a problem with your choice of late night recreation. You're quiet and you never bother anyone.
But you should know that the guy across the street is a cop. And he probably knows as well as I that there's not a skunk running around the neighborhood.
You might want to go toke up in the garage instead, with an air purifier running before he catches a whiff and busts your ass.
Signed,
A Former Doobie Bro.
But you should know that the guy across the street is a cop. And he probably knows as well as I that there's not a skunk running around the neighborhood.
You might want to go toke up in the garage instead, with an air purifier running before he catches a whiff and busts your ass.
Signed,
A Former Doobie Bro.
Unsent Letters, 12:01 AM
