Dear...

Look, I know everyone does it; you don't hit the remote button just right and then try to open the door, or you have the alarm remote in your pocket, bend over, and the panic button gets pushed. It's an unfortunate byproduct of the technology, accidental settings-off of the alarm.

But come on, regularly setting yours off at 5:40 in the freaking morning...you're doing it wrong. And you're annoying the crap out of me. I am not a morning person; I rarely fall asleep before 1 a.m., so your horn cutting through the quiet of 5:40 is really a problem. Once that horn starts, I'm awake for a good two hours at least; half the time I'm up, period, and then tired the rest of the day.

Please, I beg you, figure out your freaking car alarm, or disconnect it.

Sincerely,
I REALLY need to get some sleep!